爱情幽默句子

　　爱情幽默句子 内容来自：老文笔写作网

　　无论是身处学校还是步入社会，大家一定没少看到经典的句子吧，从语气上分，句子可以分为陈述句、疑问句、祈使句和感叹句。其实很多朋友都不太清楚什么样的句子才是好的句子，以下是小编为大家收集的爱情幽默句子，欢迎阅读与收藏。 内容来自：老文笔写作网

　　1、我该怎样得到你啊？是用麻袋，还是甜言蜜语。 内容来自：老文笔写作网

　　2、我不想撞南墙了，我想撞小姐姐的心墙。

　　I don't want to hit the south wall. I want to hit your heart wall.

　　3、我肯定是盐吃多了，不然怎么总是闲不住想你。

　　I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I always miss you.

　　4、又没忍住，向宇宙发送了想你的脑电波。

　　I can't help sending brain waves to the universe that miss you.

　　5、我觉得你像一本书，因为我想念你。

　　I think you are like a book, because I miss you.

　　6、真为我未来的男朋友感到幸运，得到我这么可爱的小朋友。

　　I feel lucky for my future boyfriend to have such a lovely little friend.

　　7、喜欢我这件事，千万不要半途而废。

　　You like me. Don't give up halfway.

　　8、“客观评价一下他吧。”“没法客观，我主观爱他。”

　　"Evaluate him objectively." "I can't be objective. I love him subjectively."

　　9、你最近是不是胖了，我为什么感觉你在我心中的分量越来越重了。

　　Are you fat recently? Why do I feel that you are more and more important in my heart.

　　10、完了，扛得动米袋子，扛得动煤气罐子的我，有点扛不住想你了。

　　It's over. I can carry rice bags and gas cans, but I can't help missing you.

　　How can I get you? Is it sack or sweet talk.

　　11、别追公交车了，追我吧，我跑得慢，还有点可爱。

　　Don't run after the bus. Run after me. I'm slow and a little cute.

　　12、不砸了你家的灯，我怎么趁黑偷亲你。

　　If I don't smash your lamp, how can I kiss you in the dark.

　　13、想住进你的心里，没有邻居的那种。

　　I want to live in your heart. There's no neighborhood.

　　14、想我就抱抱空气，毕竟可爱的我无处不在。

　　If you miss me, hold the air. After all, I'm lovely everywhere.